I am thinking of starting a one man university!
I am going to be the only student, I will be the professorial head of every faculty and the lecturer in all faculties.
Also I will be the only member of catering staff.
I will be the only patron and owner of the student bar (possibly with some help from Tescos, admittedly).
The student night life might be interesting too.
The best thing is that I will charge myself a fortune in fees and make a lot of money.