I would like to announce that I have secretly been keeping a sheep - called Cloudy - in my flat for the last six months.
I have not declared this sheep as my partner for the purposes of government administration.
I will now do so forthwith.
I did not disclose this as I wanted to keep my sheepuality disclosed from the public at this time.
I can neither confirm nor deny persistent press rumours that Cloudy is a member of the Sheep Liberation Army.
Thankyou.