"Life Is Hypocrisy"

"I was talking to a prostitute the other day. As you do."

I was talking to a prostitute the other day. As you do.
She said to me she'd been "employed" by the Conservative, the Labour and the Liberal party councillors.
And when she'd done the third she'd said "Great. I've done the full set now!"
I said, "It's such hypocrisy."
She said, "Yeah. It's hypocrisy. Life is hypocrisy."

I want to live in a world where "life is honesty."