TENNER ON THE DOGS.
20 ON THE COPPER MINE.
FIVER ON THE HORSES.
20 ON ROONEY TO SCORE FIRST.
50 ON THE BANK OF SCOTLAND.
What is the difference between John McCririck and an economist?
John McCririck is honest about his job.
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NAT WEST. MIDLANDS. BARCLAYS. LLOYDS.
BLACK HORSE APOCALYPSE!
DEATH SANITISED THROUGH CREDIT.
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What's the difference between a bookies and the London Stock Exchange?
The people in the bookies are less greedy and don't destroy the planet.