I was feeling depressed so I decided to put the tellydrug on.
What would cheer me up?
I watched a bit of the Conservative Party conference.
After a few moments, I was on the point of ringing a friend of mine to see if he could rustle up a shorn off shot gun.
Let's force people to work all hours!
Let's take away what little money they have!
Let's tax really rich people a lot less!