"Life is Hypocrisy"

Another oldie but goldie. I wrote this first a few years back. But deleted it.
But I can't see how I can't include it here.

"I was talking to a prostitute the other day. As you do.
She said she had been employed by a Tory councillor, a Labour councillor and then a Liberal and that when she'd done the Liberal she'd nearly said to him "I've done the full set now!"
I said to her. "Wow. It's a shame people can't be more open about this. It's such hypocrisy."
Without a pause she said - as if it was the most obvious thing in the world - "Life is hypocrisy"."

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