I once went to visit The Eden Project in Cornwall.
I asked the poor unfortunate entrance attendant if he knew where Eden really was.
He said, "I'm not sure. But I know there's a town called Eden in the USA....."
I interrupted him and said "Eden is in Iraq. And we've been bombing it for 15 years."
Poor man.
This reminds me of the time when I went to the United Nations building in New York and at the end the guide asked us if we had any questions. I put my hand up and said "Yeah. I have a question. Which country has vetoed the most United Nations resolutions?" He said, "I don't know..." I said "Well. It's the USA. By far."
I asked the poor unfortunate entrance attendant if he knew where Eden really was.
He said, "I'm not sure. But I know there's a town called Eden in the USA....."
I interrupted him and said "Eden is in Iraq. And we've been bombing it for 15 years."
Poor man.
This reminds me of the time when I went to the United Nations building in New York and at the end the guide asked us if we had any questions. I put my hand up and said "Yeah. I have a question. Which country has vetoed the most United Nations resolutions?" He said, "I don't know..." I said "Well. It's the USA. By far."